i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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