Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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