Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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