i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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