Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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