She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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