Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I still have a little drunk in my system
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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