I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
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Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
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