Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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