well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
i out mim tonsoeep
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