"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
