So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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