He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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