you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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