I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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