i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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