Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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