you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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