Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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