This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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