he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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