He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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