You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Houston, we have a squirter
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
All I want is dick and wine.
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