i just made my gag reflex go away.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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