you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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