Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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