I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
