oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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