me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
