Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize
