Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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