; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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