My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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