sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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