Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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