The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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