THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
false alarm. still invincible.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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