So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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