Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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