I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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