she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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