do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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