the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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