Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Randomize
