She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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