No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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