Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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