scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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