The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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