YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
